Are you sick of cheesy quips and inspirational messaging that falls flat? How about the constant push to be better, climb higher, keep reaching? What if the reality is that you're just too short to reach and too gosh darn tired to care? This calendar may not inspire, but it sure will make you laugh. Perfect for realists masquerading as pessimists who still value their sense of humor. Printed with soy-based inks on FSC certified paper, this 12"x 12" wall calendar features large monthly grids that offer ample room for jotting notes, along with six bonus months of July through December of 2022. Also includes moon phases (CST), standard U.S., and international holidays.